Top Five Benefits of Working at Home

1. You're employee of the week — every week!

2. Bad hair days only scare the mail carrier.

3. You're less likely to experience road rage between the kitchen and living room.

4. You know who Thorne and Ridge are married to this week ... not to mention who they're sleeping with or blackmailing.

5. Your wardrobe is flexible. Or non-existent. It's your choice. (But let's remember that poor mail carrier.)